Today I was thinking about Barry (nothing new) and I was wondering when the last time he actually did chores was. Then I decided the last time was approximately 1974 a few days after "Mandy" hit the radio. But then I also started thinking, "There must be SOMETHING Barry does, he can't be that much of a loaf."
So here is a list of chores Barry might do:
1.) Clean his out computer files. Because if he didn't do it some moron at Geek Squad (not that there's anything wrong with working at Geek Squad but the time I went for help the guy was a jerk, but more on that later) tries to clean out Mr. Manilow's PC and whoosh there goes 4 years worth of 3 minute master-peices.
2.) Cleaning his piano and sound mixing stuff. Why? Because someone may tamper with his settings and stuff.
3.) Walking his dogs. This is a no brainer, I heard he likes to do this. (hehe I cheated) Though this does NOT include cleaning up dog poop. He's Barry Manilow, he's classy, he doesn't touch dog poo.
4.) Organize his music collection.
5.) Clean his desk. Because if he's anything like me, he needs to know where all his stuff is.
6.) Fetch the newspaper in the morning. Because who want someone rifiling through the paper before you get to read it? I get yelled at when I do that to my mom! There is an exception to this chore: Unless Barry has one of the dogs fetch the paper and in that case, kudos Mr. M, that's awesome.
7.) Changing his calender. I know not a huge deal but I just looked at my wall and that's what I saw, my calender.
Does anyone else have any chores he might do?
If so leave a comment, Manilow fans are hilarious, I'd love to see what you guys & girls come up with!
